Dog-style

Puppies hardly understand where it is best to do

carpets, floors instead of just an outdoor place or two.

They simply had to bark a wauw before the nature calls

you shouldn't have to yell a hey when they in curtain falls.

You have an eye on every finger to read their language clearly

you do not want to sound so shrill not even close to nearly.

They should prefer the open door and look for grass and sand

a little yelp to show the need for seeing open land.

Out of the door to stones and shrubs their drag and drop is found

it makes them clean and free as well to sniff around the ground.

På hundemaner.

Hundehvalpe misforstår, hvor det er bedst at lave,
og tæppetisser før de når en pæl eller en have
De skal da bare sige vov, hver gang naturen kalder,
så slap man for at sige hov, når de for tæppet falder.

Man har et øje på hver finger, for sproget klart at læse,
man vil jo ikke være skinger, når de skal pudre næse.
De skulle helst til døren gå og blive dus med vanen.
Et lille bjæf, man kan forstå, før de må åbne hanen.

Udendørs, ved hegn og buske, findes deres træk og slip.
Man skal dog altid lige huske posen med den lille snip.